wales

The small side of england. Rather irrelevant shite pit who's existence is barely acknowledged.

Unlike the irsh or scots, the other home nations, who's good nature and wit make up for other shortcomings, the welsh are a collection of bitter, ravenous pikeys with a huge chip on their shoulder. It was around the 70's when people got fed up with their constant whining and simply stopped caring. They have sort of faded into obscurity ever since.
Dave: Hey, bob, i'm looking at this atlas here and, your not going to beleive this, but apparently there's this place called Wales lurking down by the west of england like a rotting, gangrenous limb.

bob: Really?
by Peter86 September 30, 2006
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Basically the tumor on the kangaroo shape that is the mainland of the UK. Needs removed before it causes terminal illness.

But it's funny to hear them argue.
The kangaroo that is the UK needs it's tumor (Wales) removed.
by VeggieGirl April 21, 2008
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a place where the men make sheep feel like women
a welsh man shagged a sheep he lived in wales
by Shaun-the-pimp October 31, 2007
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1) A boy of questionable sexuality.

2) An extreamly feminine male.
Person 1: That guy's cool, but I can't tell if he's gay.
Person 2: Yeah, he's a Wales.

Person 1: Look at the guy doing a runway walk! Is he gay?
Person 2: He says he's not but he's a Wales, you never know.
by gingerlover June 15, 2008
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An old saying from the 1800’s for a women’s “Period Rag”. Yes, it is nasty.
“I just washed my wale after using it”.
by EddiePetersInc January 24, 2018
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wales is a country
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Wales. A small chunk of land unfortunately still attached to England. Populated by inbred, narrow-minded mutants who are obsessed with Rugby. They have been closed off from the rest of civilisation since the big bang, and therefore sadly, will always be the mad, isolated, eccentric dimwits that they are. They are blessed with one of the most annoyingly cringeworthy accents in the world which makes them sound like 6yr olds on helium. If visiting take plenty of water-proof clothing as you will be drenched in saliva whenever they open their silly little mouths. Their culture is suffocating and will be forced in your face at every turn. Anti-English to the highest degree. Wales a place of dribbling psychopaths where everyone looks the same, talks the same and acts the same. Clones with a capital C. Stay well clear!
Blodwyn: Hey Daffyd boyo! Look at that English twat over there, I'll knock his teeth out, you can poke him in the eyes.

Daffyd: Ok, just a noraml weekend then.

Wales, lovely scenery spoilt by stifling culture and threatened inbreds petrified of losing their identity.
by Spiffing ol boy July 31, 2006
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