Mary: What's a Volkswagen Passat GTE?
Johnson Johansson Johan Jonathan: It's a Car, Mary, It's a Fucking Car
Johnson Johansson Johan Jonathan: It's a Car, Mary, It's a Fucking Car
by Anonymous swede from sweden July 20, 2023
Get the Volkswagen Passat GTEmug. Billy: Where is the boss today? Why is he late?
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
Guy 2: I don't know. He probably drove his Volkswagen,
Billy: Ohhh the VW is giving him trouble? No suprise there!
by ChampKing December 15, 2022
Get the Volkswagenmug. One of the fastest economic lightweight beautiful mpv's made ever Especially the 2007-2010 was offered with a majestic engine the 1.4 TSI Twincharged engine which could blow away your sports car.. Handles very well for the size and is super luxurious when you add the extras. Dual exhaust is hidden to look more like a sleeper that flashes its lights for you to move over the fast lane. Usually their owners are supreme cause its more expensive than the other peasantry mpv's you can get . Often mistaked as an eos or passat of their era. Whoever friend tells you that it doesnt as good to their leased (as fast as a grave) toyota or honda challenge them to a drag race or blast your 10 stock speakers to blow them away
Hey bro did that Volkswagen Touran just blast by us while we were doing 200?
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
-Yeah bro Its a Touran we better throw our sports car to buy one of these
by hondaslayer January 27, 2019
Get the Volkswagen Touranmug. Person 1 “My fricken car is so cool”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
Person 2 “What kind”
Person 1 “Fricken my Volkswagen”
Person 2 “Oh shit”
by swag sam December 21, 2023
Get the my Volkswagenmug. Verb
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
To design a product in a way such that passing its testing is prioritized above being functional.
John volkswagened his product
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
(translated, designed his product specifically to pass testing without regard to usability)
to get it into mass production, and his company ended up failing after it started to malfunction.
by johnsaltzman January 20, 2022
Get the Volkswagenmug. The Volkswagen is a sexual position where your partner lies on the back with their legs back forming a “W” shape then they grab their feet with opposite hands to form the “V” shape
by C-Raig69 August 14, 2024
Get the The Volkswagenmug. by cargobrrr November 3, 2021
Get the to volkswagenmug.