Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

Jungle Viper

The act of a person with dreadlocks wrapping a lock or locks tightly around the penis/scrotum of their partner while performing fellatio.

She was the first chick with dreads I've ever fucked, so while she was giving me head I made her do the ol' Jungle Viper.

This hippy chick blew me last night and wrapped her dreads around my cock and said, you've been caught by the Jungle Viper.

by Viper Master December 3, 2010

gaboon viper

General word for a black person, especilly one that is acting sneaky or dodgy or that might be looking to jump out and mug you or shake you down for money.

I was walking to the bus stop in the dark when a gaboon viper jumped out and threatened to shank me for my bus ticket.

by Tumbleweed assassin July 20, 2016

Viper Piss

After sex, cum dries in the end of a man's schlong. When he tries to pee, it comes out in two streams like a viper's tongue. It usually happens after a night of drinking.

Dang, I had the viper piss this morning. It went everywhere!

by kuddlykitten78 September 5, 2009

viper strike

the act of kissing someone so suddenly that they are stunned and unable to react.

trust me, she's just your distant cousin. just go on and viper strike her!

by peter pancakes June 21, 2009

Hyper Viper

A potent alcoholic beverage, created by drinking a 40oz King Cobra down to its label and then pouring an entire can of Four Loko back in. Created on Woodlawn Ave in Springfield Ohio, this party starter caused never-before-seen levels of mayhem until its demise in 2010, when true Four Loko was outlawed by the FDA. Other combinations of malt liquor, or attempting to use Faux Loko, will not succeed in resurrecting the true viper.

"I've only got $8 to my name, so I'm going to down two Hyper Vipers and blackout for the weekend."

by ezrak May 15, 2013

viper bite

The first person sticks his or her fingers into a woman resembling the position of fingers in a bowling ball. Two fingers are inserted in the front, and the thumb in rear hole. Also known as the shocker position, except typically using the middle and ring finger, but then the first person *SNAPS* their fingers.

I thought Craig was pulling the shocker again last night, but it turned it into a viper bite.

by DM October 26, 2007