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vanning

noun. the act of creeping in a van, preferably one that is shady in some way, such as a rusty license plate or missing door handle. see also: chinese fire drill.
We're going vanning tonight.

Who are you vanning on?
by whitegirlass15 September 20, 2009
mugGet the vanningmug.

Vans

Awful skate company. Ever "hip" teen today wears Vans because they want to look like a skater. See Etnies.
eS shoes are WAY better than Vans poseur shoes
by Cat who shat May 31, 2004
mugGet the Vansmug.

Van Damme Van

Did you see the Van Damme Van? It looks awesome. Plus I hear it can go over 1000 miles.
by Livewire October 10, 2005
mugGet the Van Damme Vanmug.

vans

Actually, vans are a lot cheaper than Reebok or Nike. They are also made of cheaper materials and worn bu the un-exoteric social outcasts.
I wouldn't wear vans even if you payed me to. I'll stick with my Reebok Classics, thank-you very much.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
mugGet the vansmug.

Vans

Vans the logo is spelled as if it’s a square root symbol with the abbreviation “ANS” in it. We usuallly think of “ANS” as answer.
The answer to life for most people is God and what do we associate with god? Jesus. So what does that mean you may ask.. Well now we have the square root of Jesus. Square root means to split in half, so that means it turns into Je Sus. Je in Spanish usually means he.. so He sus. Jesus is sus.
Bro 1: Yo dude have you been to Vans?
Bro 2: Nahh man Jesus is sus.
by thatsmynamedontwearitout7 March 2, 2019
mugGet the Vansmug.

vans

The stupidest brand of shoe ever invented! Only people that have no sense of fashion wear these. They are also Timko lovers! They are usually men who like big cocks!
The kid in the front row of math class staring at Timko and with retarted slip on Vans!
by Paco456 April 19, 2006
mugGet the vansmug.

vans

1) Multiple of van

2) A "skate shoe" worn by teenage fans of heavy music.
"Those vans are decked out with 22" rims and doggie tails"


"Vans are wider than the smile on my face when I laugh at people who wear them"
by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004
mugGet the vansmug.

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