fuck valentines

For people that are alone on valentines day.

*sees a couple on valentines day*

"fuck valentines"

by shreksbae February 15, 2022

Fate Valentines Day

this is on May 22nd. the best day of love for opposite sex couples where they be with people they really serious about and committed to each other and they go all out on each other to show each other how much they love each other. female or male can freely ask someone to be the opposite sex Fate Valentines like you are fated to be together. and you expect the most and best. some people save up all year long and even skip normal valentines day just for this one special day that last 24 hours starting at the new day at midnight so on may 21st. midnight starts May 22nd Fate Valentines day.

i can't wait boy , Fate Valentines day Tomorrow. im about to get the girl of my dreams... i can't wait!!!!

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 21, 2022

Valentins

Raging phethead, smelting every virgin nearby. Constant mamba attacks. good meme.

Valentins, giz a line of ket

by MightyPigeon August 21, 2017

Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

by once his</3 February 16, 2009

Valentines-less-ness

A term used to describe not having a valentine on Valentine's Day. Often leads to depression and sleep deprivation. Many people are subject to Valentines-less-ness because they are the "Just friends" kind of person.

Jack: You got a Valentine, too??
Patrick: yep..
Jack: Shit, I'm depressed..
Patrick: Dude, your valentines-less-ness is bumming me out.

by Alex J. Burton February 14, 2010

valentines rape

when one person forces another to be their valentine

i think that would be classified as valentines rape

by banterful February 27, 2011

Valentines Day

If you're in a relationship: The day of the year girls enjoy a lot because they get things and men spend too much money on the girls they're dating (or married to).

If you're not: The day you hear a lot about gifts from friends that are in relationships, feel bad, and usually get drunk.

In a relationship:
Woman: Hoooney where are we going out for dinner?

Man:I thought we'd stay at home because it costs alot to go out on valentines day.
Woman (sad voice): Why dont you love me!?!?!

Man (thinking): Crap now i have to get her $50-$100 flowers and candies too... if I can find any.

Not in a relationship:
Friend 1: Oh i went out with my girlfriend/boyfriend. It was soo fun i love her/him so much.

Friend 2 (getting drunk): Ahh reealy... cool... *drink* thats so nice.

by Chrillen October 31, 2011