Uranus

The 7th planet from the sun, and also the punchline for stupid jokes made by stupid little kids.

Teacher: Uranus is a gas planet
Kid: hahahahaha Ur-anus hahahahahahah

by Moonlight423 August 11, 2023

Uranus

Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"

Ideal conversation topic with a friend:

You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble

*fight*

*1 hour later*

You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?

Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends

Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.

by 200+ IQ person May 29, 2022

Uranus

1: Defines the 7th Planet in the Solar System. Is an Ice Giant with one ring. Has a predominately Methane, Water, Hydrogen and other gasses.

2: A donut up your Roo.

Teacher: Class, today we will learn Uranus, discovered by the one and only Herschel.

Student: Herschel’s Uranus?

Teacher: Correct.

Girl: Yukhh, has Uranus a brown surface?

Teacher: Ummm, no?

by DontDrink8GlassesADay February 21, 2018

Uranus

Separate the r and the a, that’s what’s so funny about this Planet! It also has hydrogen sulfide, which has the exact smell of farts

Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun, and it has a funny name

by JupiterThePlanet August 20, 2023

Uranus

A very funny planet name, used for jokes

"Uranus is a beautiful sight"
"Ikr!"
"Lol"

by YourLocalGrape December 25, 2022

uranus

ur butt and a planet

this is uranus ;dad
wheres my anus;child

by jj boi April 22, 2019

Uranus

Uranus is a really big planet 🍑 It's a real big gas giant 😉😂. Uranus is so large ya know.

Uranus is so big

by Your real name is your real na October 19, 2019