The way people spell your mom when texting or IMing.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
A thing stupid people who think they're cool like myself say as a come back 1., when they can't think of anything else to say 2.or when they think it's going to be funny3..
This action is usually followed shortly with a long obnocous OHHHHH from a random person most likely not involved with the conversation.
1. Guy-Dude! You're so stupid!
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
Guy 2- Your mom is stupid!
Random guy- OHHHHH!!!
2. Guy-How was your day today?
Guy 2-Ummm...YOUR MOM!
Random Guy- OHHHHH! You just got dissed!
3. Guy- I really like your new pants!
Guy 2-Your mom really likes my new pants! Ha! Get it! She likes my new pants!
Random Guy-...
Guy 2-(to random guy) Aren't you going to go OHHHHH!?
Random Guy- It wasn't funny.
by mooshi800 April 18, 2009
Get the ur mommug. "What is the meaning of life?"
"ur mom"
"What time is it?"
"ur mom"
"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."
"ur mom"
"What time is it?"
"ur mom"
"What's 2+2=?"
"ur dad... errm, I mean mom."
by Lanan December 28, 2005
Get the ur mommug. joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!
by Cami!!! September 16, 2006
Get the ur mommug. Used as a comeback when you can't think of one; replaces nouns in sentences; response to when people ask "What are you doing?"
by oh January 5, 2005
Get the ur mommug. by urmothersbitch April 23, 2021
Get the ur mommug. Something that can be said as an answer to everything, it can also replace a noun in a sentence. You can also turn around a few words from the last sentence said and add ''ur mom'' somewhere.
Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.
Note how when used, it will cause the person you're talking with to automaticaly have sexual thoughts about his mother.
Random: yeah it's a bit tight
You: ur mom is tight
Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings
You: ur mom like it dirty
Random: brb bathroom
Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao
You: me too but ur mom wiped me
You: ur mom is tight
Random: i'm eating buffalo wings, it's dirty as I type but I really like wings
You: ur mom like it dirty
Random: brb bathroom
Random (several minutes later): back, was a bit long, was out of wiping paper lmao
You: me too but ur mom wiped me
by -Tiamat- February 16, 2008
Get the ur mommug. by peachjellyontoast April 6, 2009
Get the UR MOMmug.