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Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.
Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.
by Xanny bars November 7, 2019
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Uptown

I was fighting this tall guy so I had to take him uptown.
by YoungMoneyFamous June 13, 2023
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Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea
"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"
by bsg2504 May 29, 2016
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Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.
Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!
by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013
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Uptowns

New York slang for White Air Force One shoes
Person 1: “I got my little sister some Uptowns for Christmas and she loves them!”

Person 2: “Awww thats really sweet of you!”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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take you uptown

A hidden reference in many male-singer country music songs: when the male protagonist of the musical work is accompanied by a willing and ready fertile female in the vehicle with him, in which case that sexual intercourse will occur at the first opportune moment.
"We′ll take you uptown tomorrow
I′ll make it a night you won't forget
And if I have to beg or borrow
We′re gonna be side by side tomorrow night"

"Might have a little dirt on my boots
But I'll take you uptown tonight
Might have a little mud on my wheels
But they're gonna shine with you up inside"
by Crypto-metaphor July 29, 2023
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