An outrageously stereotypically white comedian from Omaha, Nebraska whose comedic act discusses a wide range of topics from cannibalism to sex to great knick knacks at Target as well as cracking on Dane Cook.
Daniel's Mom(At his funeral): "This is really awkward...but he said we wouldn't get the booty if we didn't do this..."
-Daniel Tosh
-Daniel Tosh
by StrawberryShortcakeLand February 27, 2009
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Get the tooshed mug.The act of having sex with a week old dead cat filled with taco bell grade diareah and cock roaches while an arctic wolf mounts you and makes brutal love to your anus while riding on the hood of a school bus filled eight year old boys while a chimpanzee courteously grooms you and the wolf and then proceeds to inject the wolf with a testosterone needle.
Reporter: The Pope was recently caught performing a Daniel Tosh in Vatican City Monday morning, apparently after hitting the Blood of Christ a little too hard. Fortunately the wolf was unharmed but I can't say the same for the childrens' mental health.
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You're pulling a Toshoi
by Tanson May 20, 2009
Get the Toshoi mug.A female counterpart of comedian Daniel Tosh who is typically characterized by a crude/sarcastic sense of humor and quirky good looks (debatable) with a wardrobe consisting primarily of deep V's, cardigans, and tacky graphic t's.
Guy 1: That chick I met over at the bar is sooooo funny!
Guy 2: The one in the deep V and cardigan?!
Guy 1: Yeah, the awkwardly adorable one.
Guy 2: Ohhhh. Yeah, she's a total Toshette! Way to go man!
Guy 2: The one in the deep V and cardigan?!
Guy 1: Yeah, the awkwardly adorable one.
Guy 2: Ohhhh. Yeah, she's a total Toshette! Way to go man!
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Get the Tosher mug.Commonly a brother of a girl. He is mean on the outside but nice in the inside. Often enjoys watching Netflix and YouTube.
Your brother is as mean as a Toshio!
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