Two headed turtle

a squating position with a semi erect penis and half extruded bowel movement

I was in the woods and had two headed turtle behind a tree/ I was laying in bed and showed my two headed turtle to the ol lady

by Bignz December 21, 2020

Red headed turtle

When a women has an oversized clit, that sticks out past the vagina lips

I could see she had a red headed turtle when she took off her panties.

by Doohymer July 7, 2023

turtle sticking it's head out

The feeling you have when it's time to take a shit and the turd is starting to poke out. Most annoying when you are far away from a bathroom.

"I've got to find a bathroom fast...I got a turtle sticking it's head out!!!

by Uncle Lee May 2, 2016

big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.

This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."

by lolweird February 25, 2018

asphyxiated turtle head

pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.

"damn this asphyxiated turtle head! ive been forcing out drops of piss for 3 minutes!"

by MercWidaMouth November 10, 2010

Turtle Head

when receiving oral sex and your partner is biting you.

“how was the head dude”
“man that bitch gave me turtle head”

by topchinaa August 3, 2019

Turtle head

When you have the urge to shove a head into a small crevice

Hey! Billy is being a turtle head. He is trying to shove his head into her butthole

by Tyler.com August 13, 2022