A phrase normally used when an outsider tells you something crazy that just happened but in actual fact it is a common occurrence in your strange fucked up life and just like any other day.
Phil - "Holy crap! Geoff just tripled himself in the middle of the parking lot!"
Kevin - "It must be Tuesday."
Kevin - "It must be Tuesday."
by Alekso Schmekso June 07, 2016
Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.
Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.
by AbleistToad December 07, 2022
When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)
by BartholomewJesus May 30, 2017
The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.
Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.
by 0neWay December 02, 2015
by Mr. Bowen November 25, 2008
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by ItalianDragn February 04, 2010