must be tuesday

A phrase normally used when an outsider tells you something crazy that just happened but in actual fact it is a common occurrence in your strange fucked up life and just like any other day.
Phil - "Holy crap! Geoff just tripled himself in the middle of the parking lot!"

Kevin - "It must be Tuesday."
by Alekso Schmekso June 7, 2016
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Randy Tuesday

Everyone sits in a circle and strokes the cock of the person to the left. This can be only done on a Tuesday on the 22nd behind the Taco Bell on 6th Ave.
Zack's favorite day is Randy Tuesday. His favorite part is sitting in the middle and enjoying the shower.
by AbleistToad December 6, 2022
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treason tuesday

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)
Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*
by BartholomewJesus May 30, 2017
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Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.
Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.
by 0neWay March 8, 2016
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Senryu Tuesday

When you write a senryu for a friend and give it to them on Tuesday.
A gift for you on Senryu Tuesday:

The Poetic Soul
Professor Nefarious
Takes Your Breath Away
by Mr. Bowen April 4, 2009
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Tomboy Tuesday

A day where people can share their love for Tomboys
Person 1. Oh Shit it's Tomboy Tuesday already

Person 2. LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
by KeyboardCulture November 17, 2020
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Next Tuesday

If there is something you want to do, but don't know when you can say you will do it "next Tuesday"
Paula, "Lets go visit Brandon in New Jersey!"
Andrew, "OK, lets go next Tuesday."
by ItalianDragn February 4, 2010
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