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Literally the worst person alive. Like first of all who names their kid Tuesday? Were you born on like a Tuesday and your parents were like, hey that's a fun name! Tuesdays will drag you down and bite you in the ass. Stay away from people who are named after a day of the week. Period!
Omg Tuesday seems like a really nice person! Um honey no shes not she so toxic.
Tuesday by Nymphet April 7, 2019
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Just a typical day on the third day of the week
Dude 1: "Bro, Tuesdays are the best!"
Dude 2:"Nah, I think Mondays are the best cause I can make myself suffer in work again"
Tuesday is touch a titty tuesday. you have a free pass to touch anyone’s titties
Hey man, did you know that it’s touch a titty Tuesday?
Tuesday by hobo banana October 17, 2019
Tuesday also Titty Tuesday on this day you can touch or grab someone's titty but be gentle with them.
Its Tuesday I get to grab or touch dem tits
Tuesday by End it please December 6, 2019
A FAT TUESDAY WOULD SMACK RN
Tuesday by Facts man May 16, 2020
A suitable replacement because the C bomb is just not done. descending from C u next tuesday.
Oh my god I can't bear her she's such a Tuesday!!!

He did what? what a Tuesday!

I love you mate, you are such a Tuesday and I love it!
Tuesday by lebodge December 23, 2020
In Vietnamese, Tuesday literally means "the Third". It's colloquially used to refer to you or your partner cheated with.
Today is Tuesday for Tuesdays.
Tuesday by sanglit February 3, 2021