Turddle

The small amount of a turd left in the toilet after flushing.

There was a turddle in the toilet next to the skid mark.

by DescriptiveDiva June 19, 2011

Tiddle Dick

A noun used to describe a very arrogant person with an abnormally small penis

The star football player is a total tiddle dick.

by VeMMo July 5, 2016

Tuddie

A fine ass dark skin ass boy , with a big ass dick , they be like " they go lil tuddie fine ass right there " known for the finest boy in the world

Tuddie so fucking fine , there he go damnnn

by bastardddgangs April 15, 2019

Turdle

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd

Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."

by Becky March 16, 2004

Turdle Peek-a-Boo

A game that is best played while mildly constipated. To play, you must bend over in front of a person's face. With your anus muscles, push out just enough to reveal the end of a turd. The person behind you must say "peek a boo!" and push the turd back in with either their tongue or finger. Afterwards, it's their turn. The first person to either fart or accidentally drop the turd out of their anus, loses. If you quit due to anal pain, you also lose.

After we had a fulfilling meal, my wife and I decided to play Turdle Peek-a-Boo in the shower. I lost when I accidentally blew my wind on her face.

by DownFromTheSky27 October 15, 2014

tiddle taddle

when you have sex wit a pregnant lady and you fuck her fetus

"You tiddle taddled that lady"

by John Wagner November 20, 2003

Toddle Slop

This word refers to shooting a load on a womans face. When the girl gets the load all over her face she resembles a toddler who had food all over their face from eating.

That bitch is a toddle slop.

by montana is gay March 22, 2004