by brad bronson June 26, 2008
A trojan roach is a person who has been banned from a platform but keeps coming back through many alt accounts no matter how many times they get banned, therefore, it's hard to get rid of them. They are usually very toxic towards people.
Canada is known to have a trojan roach problem thanks to VC. Pest control does exist who fights trojan roaches. Most famously SATURDAY, Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
Canada is known to have a trojan roach problem thanks to VC. Pest control does exist who fights trojan roaches. Most famously SATURDAY, Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.
Person 1: Trojan roach spotted in the lounge.
Person 2: Wait, let me enter the lounge and take a ss, so I can send it to the admins
(In the lounge)
Person 1: Who let this dickless guy in?
Trojan roach: stfu bich, ur mom
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Trojan roach (thinking to himself): I will just create a new account
(10 minutes later)
Trojan roach (now on a new alt account): wassup bichez
Person 1: You'll regret it. *takes ss*
Trojan roach: tf bich
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Person 2: Wait, let me enter the lounge and take a ss, so I can send it to the admins
(In the lounge)
Person 1: Who let this dickless guy in?
Trojan roach: stfu bich, ur mom
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Trojan roach (thinking to himself): I will just create a new account
(10 minutes later)
Trojan roach (now on a new alt account): wassup bichez
Person 1: You'll regret it. *takes ss*
Trojan roach: tf bich
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
by Lehen Ke Boudi December 1, 2022
trO-j&n 'pantz
noun plural
1a : any of the tight-fitting women's pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer's posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has "a nice ass"
2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a "peach bottom"
noun plural
1a : any of the tight-fitting women's pant styles that create a false impression of the firmness and/or shapeliness of the wearer's posterior 1b: designer-brand pants bought at excessive cost specifically for the purpose of tricking men into believing that the wearer has "a nice ass"
2 : an artificial support or padded undergarment that creates the illusion of the wearer having a "peach bottom"
Dude, remember that girl with the nice ass from the restaurant? Well it turned out those were Trojan pants. I got ambushed by the real ass last night. Egad!
by C. Echols September 5, 2006
Beautiful, voluptuous women that you find impossible to resist… but… they have a ‘look’ that says they’ve ‘been around the block’ a few too many times. Although having sex with them is very tempting, your inner voice keeps warning you that something evil lurks inside, and you’ll probably end up contracting AIDS or some other serious STD if you’re not very careful – so you’d better double up on the condoms.
Man 1: “See ya tomorrow morning. I just got an offer I can’t refuse from those two babes!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
Man 2: “Make sure you wear a condom on your condom. They look like a couple Trojan Whores to me!”
by Politic Ric May 27, 2010
When a male is consuming female genitalia, he attempts to climb inside of her and the overall goal is to become her fetus.
by The Master of Finger Blaster April 1, 2016
When a politician outright lies to the public on policy when they know they are going to change position once elected or when the wind blows the other way.
George H.W. Bush (1988): "Read my lips, no new taxes."
George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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George H.W. Bush (1990): "Um... yea.... about that tax thing..."
American Electorate: "WTF? A politician lie!?"
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Sarah Palin (2006): "We need this Gravina Bridge for the prosperity of all Alaskans!"
Sarah Palin (2008): "I told Congress, thanks but no thanks on that bridge to nowhere"
American Electorate (2008): "I'm not falling for this Trojan Moose again!"
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by Gemini8555 September 8, 2008
When someone does something to make you think one thing when in fact they are going to do the exact opposite.
Tennessee quarterback Jonathan Crompton played terrible this year against UCLA so Florida (their next opponent) would gameplan against the run when actually Crompton was so good and was going to Trojan Horse them and kill them.
by CrompDaddy8 January 4, 2010