Tobias TV

Tobias TV has a little dick and needs to feel superior to martijn

hot black male:'Tobias, do the thug shaker!'
Tobias TV: 'nuh uh my dick is too small for that shit'

by xawg June 1, 2023

Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal asbcesses.

Homonoid: Amber "Tobias" Heard: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

Tobias pik

Tobias pik is so big and nice. All the girls love it

Omg i wish i had Tobias pik, its so nice.

I saw Tobias pik today, it was so huge.

by Tob- May 3, 2019

tobias forge

ah, yes. tortilla fridge! sorry, I meant tobias forge... why is there no definition for this man? I thought people loved ghost!

but anyways, he's a goofy man. trust me. and that's basically why everyone (in the ghost fandom at least) loves him! he has a FAT ASS. I JUST WANNA SQUISH IT... did I also mention that hes 4 PEOPLE AS ONE PERSON?? IN A MASK?? THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY HES THAT GOOFY ASS RAT MAN.

alsoooo he's honestly a very good singer. I mean... he's swedish, sooo... but why didn't he win a grammy for best metal performance this year? THE GRAMMYS LOOOOVES METALLICA ISTGGG. 72 seasons is their worst song ngl... but that's not the point!

also I'm listening to ghost while writing this... shhhhh...

my friend: omg did you hear that tobias forge was at the grammys??

me: REALLY?! I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE.

my friend: there's only one pic but okay...

by #1 primo enthusiast February 19, 2024

Tobias

Tall and very hot he likes me a lot

Tobias is such a hunk

by Chimp hunters April 22, 2021

Tobias

Tobias is a delicious boy with a delicious six pack. He is usually low and strong. He is the handsome thing on earth. hes just sexy

dammn that boy tobias

by bitch this not used November 14, 2018

Tobias John W

The first man in history to have sex with a million women at once

Omg is that Tobias John W? Heard he is the Abba of humanity

by Camoflauge4 December 9, 2019