shit thirty

The time your body instinctively needs to take a crap

Every morning at shit thirty, it is time to visit the toilet.

by CATleen February 11, 2014

Dump-Thirty

A time after a Quarter-Past-Dump, but before 15-Till-Dump. As the term suggests, this is a grand era, when the heir to the porcelain throne "rains" supreme, releasing good fortune and wealth into the toilet bowl, to the likes of ashes in the wind.

Many great memes can be discovered at this time. It is not uncommon for the person to die nobly during this time, passing down the throne to another heir and their new "rain".

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

Tara: "Did you hear about Shay's passing?"
Amanda: "Yeah, both of them actually. Her funeral is next Thursday because of her bathroom visit at Dump-Thirty."

by 50K All Day April 5, 2018

thirty fine

When you re expected to have a mid life crisis, but you are doing just fine.

She knew they were expecting her to melt down over turning thirty five, but she was determined to show them she was thirty fine.

by Melanie F May 19, 2016

Dirty thirty

A thirty pack of beer! Ususally Keystone!

Hey man we drank a dirty thirty! Right On.

by C-MART September 30, 2005

midnight-thirty

Half-past midnight. Similar to noon-thrity.

"Man, it's already midnight-thirty, I have a midterm in 7 1/2 half hours!"

by Lindsey October 24, 2004

pool-thirty

The approximate time of day at which everyone needs to be at the pool.

Look at the time, its pool-thirty!

by Mary May 30, 2004

crack thirty

the proper time for consuming crack cocaine

thug: what time it is?
gangsta: crack thirty
thug: yeah boi

by brotographer March 20, 2010