My secretary schedules whores to come to my house and fuck me. I'm so good with women I don't even have to go out to meet them. My social skills were cripples at birth but I can still talk my way into a girl's pants. So long as someone calls them, adds them to the schedule of the group home I have to live in because ime retarded, and tell them that I'm exempt from the rules regarding molesting the mentally disabled clients. You could try to claim they aren't whores but unless they just aren't getting paid for a shift they took and agreed to take to go sit on a fat retard cock then they are getting paid to fuck a retard. I mean at the end of the shift it's $50 and that's about exactly as much as it costs for a half and half from a prostitute. It can't be a coincidence.
by Hym Iam December 4, 2020
Get the Schedulemug. by ANiggaWithABigDick April 19, 2023
Get the Schedulemug. DC Schedule
Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone
Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30
Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am
Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
Thursday: Think about going to Opera, end up at Gelman Library bull shitting with everyone
Friday: Malmaison for pre-drinks, then Cities around 12:30
Saturday: Somehow ends at Mint somehow, then Shadows at 1am
Steak n Egg is also mandatory after leaving a night club
by Jaghi December 12, 2013
Get the The Schedulemug. Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.
by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017
Get the college schedulemug. A schedule that is VERY easy to follow.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
(Pussy Scedule)^n n>=2
Pussy Schedule raised to the nth power, where n is greater than or equal to 2.
Me: Follow this scedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
You: That's a lot of work.
Me: It's easy work, man. This is a Pussy-Ass Schedule.
by MickeyMaker March 29, 2020
Get the Pussy-Ass Schedulemug. Today July 12th is the day you will schedule an interview and then not show up, as a way to communicate with the world your pride in being an unprofessional, unemployable jerk
"Oh, Happy National Don't Answer at Your Scheduled Time Day! I'm so glad you decided not to observe this holiday, and feel we can be the best of friends."
by elemenopeeeee July 12, 2022
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by EmJayee January 30, 2019
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