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kiss of the pope

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When a man penetrates another man and the bottom climaxes while the top is still inside the bottom resulting in quick gyrations of the bottom's sphincter around the top's dick & resulting in copious amounts of mutual pleasure.
I fucked Alex so hard that he gave me a climatic & orgasmic kiss of the pope! Righteous!
by JohnsonONE69 September 10, 2021
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To Destroy, maim or completely obliterate.
hbarlo11 says :
yea I need you to fix this machine over here before I smash it to the POPE

mrd00d says :
k - on my way
by d00db0x November 7, 2006
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because: "Does the pope shit in the woods" just isn't offensive enough

This is a sarcastic answer to a question with an obvious answer of "yes." Taken as a combination of the similarly-intended ones, "Does a bear shit in the woods?" and "Is the Pope Catholic?"
Roast Beef: Um...do you want to hit up some nachos and watch some Braveheart?

Ray: Does the pope know sluts?
by Whoopsie January 21, 2010
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polish the pope

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Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure
More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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Shunning the pope

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So yesterday I saw my friend ricky shunning the pope. He said, "Back the fuck off pope, ye be shunned."
by Cathcher in your Rye August 3, 2010
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Back in the day, before there had been a Polish Pope, back when no one thought there would ever be anything other than an Italian Pope, people used to say this ironically, that is, as a way to say "no way, not in a thousand years!"

Now it can be used to indicate something that was thought to be improbable but that actually happened.

Another old one was "does a wild bear shit in the woods?" which led to "Does the Pope shit in the woods"
ORIGINAL USAGE:
Do you think we'll get a good raise this year?

Is the Pope Polish?

ALTERNATE NEW USAGE:
Do you think Obama will try to run for President in 2016?

Is the Pope Polish?
by Danger from Richmond March 20, 2013
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