an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.
you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice
by anton enus November 25, 2009
Get the chinese mushroom pendulum swingmug. when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
by Urmomispoo69 May 12, 2023
Get the your boy looks like a pendulummug. Me, loka, and linn did a pendulum threesome last night. Then they tried to use the strap-on agaisnt me.
by Projectzero February 28, 2020
Get the pendulum threesomemug. Person 1: That store was renovated but I just can’t seem to accept it like that.
Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome
Person 2: You probably have Pendulum Syndrome
by 404guts May 14, 2021
Get the Pendulum Syndromemug. A big dick that's sharp
by OkaJeff June 14, 2017
Get the pendulum sharpenermug. The act of putting a strap on on your back and proceeding to fuck two people, one in front and one behind. Humping between the two swinging like a clocks pendulum.
by YummyYummyHorse May 10, 2021
Get the Pendulumingmug. The act of having been/being struck in the testicles by the swinging arm of the person walking next to you.
by rogeliow August 15, 2012
Get the pendulumedmug.