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Carl the Legend

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Carl is the most coolest turtle there is. Carl is a gay turtle legend. 🏳️ 🌈 pride!!! Carl is way better than Trump will ever be, so vote Carl! So many people have voted Carl so far but he is not president yet🙍Trump is in the lead due to cheating!! 😡 Anyways, vote for the turtle legend Carl! 🐢 🏳️ 🌈👍Everyone's vote counts
Vote Carl the Legend for president!!

*whispers* if you don't vote, Tom (the snake Carl as a crush on) will be under your bed tonight. If you have no railings and your mattress is on the floor.... well Tom will be somewhere in your room or wherever you sleep. This is not a threat.🚫 Remember! Vote for Carl!!!
by lovelypeachesonthetrack August 2, 2018
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A talented collegiate scholar has decided to partake in the yearly event known as The Gasparilla Parade. Upon drinking all day the individual has become quite belligerent and rowdy...an example of which is when he refers to an african-american police officer through a racial term. After the epic parade, the overweight male decides to go clubbin with his boys.....while at the club he meets a very whorish drunk-as-fuck female. Almost immediately the male (later to be known as poopy fingers) wants to leave the club and get it in.....
The next morning, Poopy Fingers is overly happy upon his accomplishments from the prior night...these accomplishments include: going ass to mouth, anal intercourse and last but not least doing the one-finger reach around which resulted in having poop all over his hand the next morning.
Needlesstosay, this lad has a bright future!

Next Morning:
Kev: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
Kev: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
Kev: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
Next Morning:
RAK: So man how was the night
Poopy: Bro it was a blast, I went ass to mouth!
RAK: WTF that's disgusting
Poopy: Whatever bro I loved it.....btw look at my finger, it has poop on it lol
RAK: You have some serious problems man....u are going to be known as Poopy fingers (The Legend)
Poopy: I know bro....u trying to drink later?
by SLUStreetRunner September 25, 2011
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When someone does something so badass that they deserve this phrase for approval
A bus of kids are about to leave to go on their field trip. Only 4 people are missing (Justin, Ariana, and Rachel). The girls then go on to say "Justin-the man, the myth, the legend"
by Sri29 August 10, 2016
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Used to describe a male from east London born on the 9th of November 2002 called Kamario Jacobs as the greatest of all time. The statement “The man, The myth, The legend” also acknowledges how he is the best in ring performer that has ever lived and he is just purely and simply the greatest that has ever lived on all alternate universe and planets
You see Kamario Jacobs, man he as truly “The man, The myth, The legend” I wish I was just like him. When i grow up I’m going to name my son Kamario just based on this living icon I’m witnessing.
by Eunique117 November 20, 2021
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Gabriel the legend

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Gabriel the Legend is what you call a friend who is the coolest person you could ever meet. They will be famous one day so you should stick with them. But watch out if your a simp someone called Gabriel the Legend probably hates simps and goes out with one of his twenty girls friends whenever he just feels like it. So yeah I would stick with him.
That’s Gabriel the Legend you should meet him.
by Anonymous#013758381 March 1, 2021
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Justin the legend

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A being who no one has seen no one has heard and no one knows if he exsist ms but all we know is that someone messed up words and now justin exsists
Number 10: Justin. this is a urban legend who exsists and also doesn’t this is Justin the legend
by JTPlushGame November 10, 2021
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