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almighty humper

a name that cool people use to scare people in chat rooms that are being fake celebrities. it scares them so badly, that you get booted out because they are so disturbed when you go, *humps*.

also, almighty licker is a fun one too.(:
almighty humper: *humps xyz*
xyz: OMG OMG OMG PLZ STOP ITTTT. IM THE JO BROS SO STOP HUMPING MEEE!!!!!
almighty humper: *humps once again*
xyz: U SICKO!!!
almighty humper has been removed from chat123456787654323.
by Bolin! October 20, 2008
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Air Humper

A disorder that causes the victim to have an undeniable need to hump anything and EVERYTHING in sight, including the air. Air Humper(s) are very self-conscience beings, and are rarely found in public. When confronted about said disorders, they become enraged, and go into a deep state of irrational denial.
At her fourth grade graduation, Gabby was overcome by her need to hump the air and could not fight the urge, exposing her "Air Humper" disorder to hundreds.

Doctor: Now Brent, lets talk about being an Air Humper in public.

Brent: DON'T CALL ME AN AIR HUMPER!!!
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bumper humper

A person who creeps forward behind you at a red light, after you pull up a little, even though the light didn't change.
Jon: Hey Mike, pull up a little, let's see if that cutie behind us, bumper humps us.
Mike: Okay...
Jon: Sweet, she did! She's the hottest bumper humper, I've ever been with.
Mike: Here comes the dude behind her, snap, I thnk we started a chain reaction.
by Sheky#1 December 28, 2008
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leg-humper

The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.

They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
by Lee September 17, 2004
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leg humper

m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is
"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"

"so whats up you little leg humper you?"
by T-JaB February 17, 2003
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Allah humper

A derogatory term for a middle eastern arab/ muslim extremest/ terrorist. Aka derka, towel head, sand nigger.
I killed so many Allah humpers when i was in the Marines.
by Spies_19 February 21, 2010
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Blog Humper

People (almost exclusively males) who spend a large amount of time adding random girl profiles on facebook, myspace, bebo etc, for the sole purpose of gaining access to their picture sections. These people often take the time to create new e-mail addresses and new profiles with different names in order to remain anonymous. Once they have been accepted as a friend the person will look at every picture in the girls profile while masturbating. This person also searches for profiles which are not set to private as it makes their blog humping a whole lot easier.
"Hey man, just a word of warning. If your girlfriend sees a friend request from Mike on her facebook, tell her to reject it. That fag's a blog humper."
by Neil_Owner December 9, 2008
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