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Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC
Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...
by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007
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hanging from the chandeliers

Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously.
Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who quickly tired of the houdini and giving rusty tromones, so instead asked if she could go hanging from the chandeliers this evening.
by Billy D. Williams December 31, 2007
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Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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chandelier on his collar bone

J Ice was rocking that chandelier on his collar bone hard like damn.
by Jared Pemberton August 27, 2006
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Pink Chandelier

The subsequent prolapsing of ones vagina after vigorous sex. Leaving it puffy and hung like that of a bonobos
I fucked her so hard last night I gave her a pink chandelier!
by Hercules Constantine September 15, 2016
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Spiders Chandelier

She was jerking me and I mad a spiders chandelier
by Nathaniel Jameson September 12, 2018
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