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Bard

1: omg who is that

2. Oh that's "Bard" she is dating winter
by <3bird_is_the_word February 6, 2022
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Bard-Effective Disorder

A meta-analytic mental disorder of RPG characters, characterized by attempts of the player's character to sleep with everything that moves and even some stuff that doesn't.
Player: Can my character roll to fuck cute guard, defending the King?
DM: For Krom's sake! Why does your Lawful Good Paladin have Bard-Effective Disorder? This is the third time you've rolled to make bang-bang tonight!
by drwilyhwest June 29, 2018
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bard

When your friend or homie are is being stupid or strange
Dude your being such a bard.
by yekcohh September 29, 2020
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Bard Time

Spending an inordinate amount of time composing a clever and well-timed email reply.
Dog, that Samantha sure got in my head. Had to do some bard time to escape solitary.
by Ubuge June 29, 2011
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I bard

another word for saying “I swear to god” or “I’m not lying”
Bard you ain’t say that
“I bard I didn’t”
by Kokichi Toes March 20, 2024
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bard simp

A version of a simp in which the simper writes or says something the simpee which the simp knows will never be said by anyone the simpee would actually be interested in, not in an effort to woo said simpee; just to know that for that reason alone, the simpee will always remember the simp in some way; even though the simp understands that it's not for love of the simp, but only resentment of the fact no one the simpee truly loves would ever say what the simp did
Bard simp: sometimes I like to guve the most over the top compliments to girls who I know don't like me just to ruin their life because the men they do want to love would never say anything like that
Becky: lol bard simp thinks he's the first bard simp
Bard simp: ah rats, fooled by my own ego once again
by Barkdoggy June 28, 2023
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Venti The Bard

Venti the bard aka Venti. Known as town deaf bard by Paimon. Venti the bard is Vent1swaifu’s boyfriend and no one else is.
Hey! Did you know Venti aka Venti the bard is vent1swaifu’s boyfriend!!!
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