Cockmeat Tombstone

A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.

Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!

by Danimalbaby November 15, 2020

tombstoned

When u so high ur dead to the world. Atleast socially

dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now

by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016

TombStoned

Truly God's gift to the GF PW Board. PWNS JOEKILLA and Gohan4Life on dailly basis.

TombStoned > J00

by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003

Living Tombstone

heavy morning wood that goes away before you wake up

"my man gets a living tombstone every night"

by skeletussy September 17, 2025

TombStoned Gypsy

God's gift to Wrestletalk and GameFaqs PW. PWNS Gohan4Life, JOEKILLA, stateofmind, and Seikan on a consistant basis.

I wish I were TombStoned Gypsy.

by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003

Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.

"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.

by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010

Tombstone

Scratch whatever I said I wanted on my tombstone. I got s new one.

Hym "On my tombstone write 'I wanted to save humanity... So I did...' And then on the giant 24 karat gold plaque beneath the 12 meter tall, anatomically correct statue of me you need to write 'The greatest mind who ever lived. Better than everyone.' And make sure to remember that I'm a mustache-man now. It's super important."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024