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Upsidedown Teacup

when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG
by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010
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Aunt Betty's Teacup

Aunt Betty's lady bits.
As a boy, I found Aunt Betty's Teacup.
by Dirtpig March 3, 2015
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Black Teacup Pig

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010
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ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013
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teacupped

having to do with the phrases "Teacup Pigged" and "Teacupping". usually is a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and Beck.
John: Hey, what happened to Jane?
Phil: She went out with the loser and the cruise control.
John: hope she doesn't get slick willy teacupped.
by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012
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Teacup

When one eats a girl out and catches the squirt with there tongue by making a teacup shape then pouring the squirt in her belly button.
Im about to give you a gnarly teacup.
by Thatbroham50 December 12, 2024
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