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split the bunny

by Anonymous October 4, 2003
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Split the whisker

When a female urinates , or is going to the toilet to urinate . The pubic hair( whisker) is split (parted ) so that the urine can flow freely from the vagina
I’ll be right back , I’ve got to go and split the whisker !

I need to find a public toilet so I can split the whisker
by Debyumyum March 28, 2020
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The Banana Split

is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
by Der_Hagrid August 6, 2010
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splitting the muffaletta

A coworker once suggested that the muffaletta sandwich at the local deli was too big for him to eat. He suggested that another male coworker "split the muffaletta" with him. We all loved the way that sounded for numerous reasons and can envision various definitions of the term. The actual act of splitting a sandwich with another male would seem very homosexual in nature. One wonders where does it stop - splitting a bowl of soup, an ice cream cone, a cold beverage, etc..
The act of "splitting the muffaletta" could be the act of entering a very hairy pubic area; taking on a very tough work project, ie, "this spreadsheet looks hard, looks like we are going to have the split the muffaletta!" Or, taking a crap when you butt cheeks are pimple ridden and pock marked - "I just ate tacos, now ive got to go split the muffaletta."
by muffaletta boy February 6, 2014
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Split the Back

sex move in which Chick laying face down head in the pillow clenching the headboard with fury as the man uses his knees to push her legs up in a split off to each side as he rams his hard knob straight into the love spot from behind
by JBut December 25, 2007
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split the atom

Term; Used to describe a person, usually a female, as being likely to put on weight or get fat as she ages or when she gets older in age.

Term was developed as a metaphor relating to the energy 'expansion' that is created when a uranium atom is split which figuratively describes the 'expansion' of a woman's figure.
"That chick is so sexy, but she's going to split the atom when she gets older"
by JonDMA August 20, 2006
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Split the Seam

The act of describing to friends what you would do to an attractive girl that is bent over in public.
Friend: Hey it's that hot girl we saw the other day.

Me: I just want to Split the Seam right now.
by ThisSecretNinja July 28, 2010
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