Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021

Simba sue the poopy rue

A dog that is extremely stupid

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

by Simba sue February 14, 2021

Simba

also known as Mufasa Ka Beta

Who's simba? Mufasa Ka Beta

by CallMeMachli September 15, 2020

Simba

Dipping your thumb in your cum and smearing it across her face as Rafiki does to Simba

I Anointed her with a Simba when she said no and went to sleep

by Rafiki September 2, 2018

Simba

when your boyfriend cums in you, you take your thumb and put it in your pussy and swipe it across his forehead while saying simba.

male: did you just simba me
female: Yes

by Mel B And Hailey B August 30, 2022

SIMBA

When you have sex with your girl in the old missionary position, you pull out and blow your load inside her belly button- creating a jizz pool.
You then take some jizz from the pool with your right thumb, and smear it on her forhead while saying "SIMMMBBBAAA!!!"

Hey babe, let's try to do the SIMBA tonight.
I heard that Sahar Josseph did SIMBA to his girl.
Your mama is so dirty, that she asked me for a Simba.

by Josseph6 July 30, 2017

Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king

You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba

by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020