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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
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Simba

Dipping your thumb in your cum and smearing it across her face as Rafiki does to Simba
I Anointed her with a Simba when she said no and went to sleep
by Rafiki September 2, 2018
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Simba

when your boyfriend cums in you, you take your thumb and put it in your pussy and swipe it across his forehead while saying simba.
male: did you just simba me
female: Yes
by Mel B And Hailey B August 30, 2022
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Simba

Who's simba? Mufasa Ka Beta
by CallMeMachli September 15, 2020
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The Hazelwell Simba

This is the action where the male counterpart inserts his thumb into the female counterparts Anus, then proceeds to spit on her back simulating his ejaculation. Once the female counterpart has turned around the male spreads his thumb across the females head whilst whispering the word ‘Simba’ in her ears.
Stud #1: How was last night ?

Stud #2: it was sweet, I pulled the hazelwell Simba.

Stud #1: Epic victory Royale
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