Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.

karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!

by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021

Simba sue the poopy rue

A dog that is extremely stupid

My dog is a simba sue the poopy rue

by Simba sue February 14, 2021

Simba

When a girl sticks her finger in her bloody menstruating cooch and draws a line of blood across your for head while whispering Simba.

We completed the circle of life, thanks simba.

by monsterdicktouchingmyface October 24, 2014

Simba

When you ejaculate on the girls forehead then run your thumb across it and whisper simba

I just simbaed Jackie.

by Jklmnop25 January 20, 2016

SIMBA

When you have sex with your girl in the old missionary position, you pull out and blow your load inside her belly button- creating a jizz pool.
You then take some jizz from the pool with your right thumb, and smear it on her forhead while saying "SIMMMBBBAAA!!!"

Hey babe, let's try to do the SIMBA tonight.
I heard that Sahar Josseph did SIMBA to his girl.
Your mama is so dirty, that she asked me for a Simba.

by Josseph6 July 30, 2017

Simba

Child with no daddy. Most commonly referring to the fact the daddy is dead, but can also refer to the daddy's whereabouts being unknown.

"Where that baby's daddy at?"
"He gone"
"Oh shit, he's a Simba?"

by pilerny October 16, 2018

Simba

When you finger your girl when she's on a period and after she cums, you take a dip in her pussy and wipe it on her forehead while whispering: "Simbaaa".

Man, my girl was on a period yesterday and I gave her a Simba.

by DLEYKPWC December 30, 2018