Mommy

I want a mommy rn 🙏🏻

Me when I look at you: mother? my humble apologies. mother? my humble apologies. mother? my humble apologies. mother? my humble apologies. mother? my humble apolagies.

Add me on insta mommy @ deadbbbbbbbbb

by I want a mommy November 28, 2021

Mommy

Lili. Just Lili.

Damn who’s that?

Oh that’s just Lili, otherwise known as mommy.

by lexisachad August 10, 2021

mommy? sorry. Mommy? sorry.

said to really attractive females (mostly milfs) ;)))

if someone says this in your comment section it means you are sexy

:uh-i- mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. i cant take my eyes of you bbg

by kawaiifish November 20, 2021

Mommy

my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this

girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU

mommy: I almost died for you

girl: sorry mommy

by username was taken by a brat May 19, 2020

Mommy

(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄
(2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you

(1) Again, not a thing
(2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie
You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me
Mommy: Scuse me!?

by I'mABitchI'mABoss May 11, 2021

Mommy

your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

by my socks are wet August 7, 2018

Froggy Mommy

When being called this it indicates for your hand in marriage.

Would you like to be my Froggy Mommy?

by Soon2bee April 21, 2023