Matrixism

Matrixism is a stupid wannabe religion created by computer nerds. Although the fist Matrix film is one of the best action movies ever, taking this seriously is stupid beyond recognition. Matrixism teaches that the matrix is real and that we're all part of it.

If the Matrix was real one of two things would have happened 1. agents would have assassinated the founders of Matrixism, 2 Zion rebels would have awakened the founders of Matrixism. Since neither of the aforementioned consequences have happened Matrixism has been proven to be fake. They also support illegal drug use and vandalism. This could become the next Scientology.

Nerd #1:

Wow! that was such an awesome movie.

Nerd #2:

Yeah maybe we are in the Matrix now and we should do drugs to wake up from it.

Nerd #1:

And get the girls to! Hooray for Matrixism!

by redcommander27 September 13, 2007

matrix

The nearly omni-present curtain of illusion, obfuscation and confusion created by the intelligence community, intelligentsia, and invisible ruling elite (Illuminati) to hide the truth, their source of power. It is similar to Maya and Mega-Babel (a.k.a., "Babylon the Great"). It also possesses connotations of Mother worship.

"I can see the Matrix, but I can't see what's on the other side."

by Uziyahu July 11, 2006

matrixed

To go from a wonderful start to a horrible finish (such as with the Matrix film trilogy).

The project started out great, but then that consultant came in and matrixed it.

by blunt_instrument November 18, 2003

Matrix

Early 90's club music group. Had the 1993 hit song "Can You Feel It"

Person 1: "Remember the group Matrix?"
Person 2: "Yeah they were tight"

by MatrixMan February 18, 2010

the matrix

The act of ruining an awsome movie by making two more pointless sequels just to make more money on the box office.

The Matrix was an awsome movie, but Matrix Reloaded and Revolution both sucked major nuts.

by Fuckitall July 11, 2006

Matrix

A dramatic way of saying one kicked ass or beat someone up.

He came at me, so I went all matrix on his ass.

by Matthew November 14, 2003

matrix

Getting so high and or drunk that you are in an alternate state of reality. Things that before seemed superhuman are now in the realm of physical possibility, your thinking is enhanced and you are on top of the world(blue pill) or you have far surpassed the point of no return, are currently fubar and seeing shit that doesn't exist (red pill)

I got that dro... lets re-insert ourselves into the matrix

by Bodangles November 25, 2006