Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.
Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!
Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!
Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 16, 2008
Get the eating machinemug. Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
Get the prison machinemug. any member of the T-Mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the "scene." the "scene" is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and ALWAYS covering at least one eye), and rawking those sick american apparel deep v-necks.
"yo percy, did you see alyssa texting on her sidekick ALL during that class? i wonder what her phone bill is on that scene machine."
by cheerstojeff April 28, 2009
Get the scene machinemug. British for slot machine
by Abhishek Chowdhary February 17, 2007
Get the fruit machinemug. When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.
by Conant Elementary School March 10, 2009
Get the spanking machinemug. by meme_machine_ January 6, 2017
Get the meme machinemug. by umad69696 July 31, 2010
Get the time machinemug.