Dirty Leach

The act of spunking into the little useless pocket of your jeans instead of using a sock.

Had a Dirty Leach this afternoon, because my socks were clean on.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

Leach

An overweight Ginger lass that clings onto her ex’s mates on a night out. ~ Often sighted in the Filthys night establishment on the Bigg Market

“Waaah, wor bruiser is being a leach tonight, won’t leave the poor lad and his muckers alone”

by CumbrianMotter December 2, 2023

Bleach Leach

Removing a seminal vesical and throwing it towards a living person. If it sticks to him it must be true buddy love.

Bro, what's with the bleach leach? We all knew you loved him but damn! Sometimes you just have to keep on keeping on. No shit! Bro doesn't get it just is what it is..-

by d'évocation December 11, 2023

Leach

A girl that gets attached to a guy and blows him once and never stops sucking

Rebecca is such a leach

by BAB05 July 26, 2017

The fritz leach

When you go down on a girl with a rather large forehead, ejaculate on your penis then slap it on the females forehead. Whilst doing so shout "dickhead"

Person 1: I heard you brought her back to yours last night.
Person 2: yeh mate I gave her the fritz leach

by Pen savaloy November 1, 2018

Maisie leach

Such a mong loves Dec loads and loads and loads also has a good bum x

Dickhead Maisie leach

by Declanlamb March 8, 2019

jason leach

The coolest guy ever to walk the earth, but funny and good looking as well. Penis girth is on absolute FLEEK. Has the most winning personality but us extremely humble.

There goes that Jason Leach, man... I wish I could be like him when I grow up

by Alliesdaddy78 August 26, 2022