Jitter

A simping little bitch who leaves the boys for a female.

Jerry: sorry i couldn't meet ya'll at sonic i had to take a female home

Max: dammit Jerry, you're such a fucking Jitter.

by Aiden69420 January 25, 2021

jitter hump

The motion of deliriously entertaining yet unsatisfying sex performed by a female who knows absolutely nothing about sex or pleasure who is trying to please her "PARTNER" and physically CAN NOT

Man my cumdumpster of a so called girlfriend tried to jitter hump me last night and put herself in the hospital when it went wrong

by Irishbeast69 June 14, 2022

Jiggley Jitters

To be scared or panicked at the most inopportune time.

I was in the middle of taking a dump when a giant spider started climbing up my shoe and I had an attack of the jiggley jitters.

by Heifer Dust December 10, 2017

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Jitter-Hitting

A method of hitting a cart where you stop hitting then continue hitting (in one hit) to avoid the blinker.

“Damn he’s really Jitter-Hitting, he must wanna green out”

by CherryCouleredFunk March 12, 2022

Crack jitter

High on crack cocaine and jittery and fidgety.

Did you see Tina last night? Bitch be trippin’. Oh yes, chile, she definitely had her crack jitter on!

by Dick Dick Goose Guy August 25, 2021