by Big Upyourself August 11, 2017
Get the jarrod fartmug. Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.
Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.
by Thatchachski August 24, 2019
Get the Jarrodingmug. The bestest boy.
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
He is the perfect person to marry.
He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.
He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.
If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.
Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome
Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles
Psss: he’s a pilot
Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
Get the Jarrodmug. Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.
Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
Get the Jarrod Squirrel Incidentmug. Conspiracy theorists are convinced he was sent down by God because he is just too perfect and has many amazing qualities like having the best haircut known to man, he is built like the whammest body builder, has a 70 inch fat whale cock, is a fucking sexy looking beast, loyal as shit, ripped, chizzled, absolute baller, handsome theres just not enough words to describe how amazing this guy is
Omg did you see Jarrods 70 inch whale cock
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
That Jarrod guy is such a techy baller
You should meet my friend Jarrod hes hung like a horse with gigantic testicles
by facts innit November 23, 2021
Get the Jarrodmug. A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down
by Cris jones May 5, 2024
Get the jarrod Ulysses Franceschimug. Loves guys inside of him, usually found driving a hair dressers car. Has big forehead. always mistaken for a gay guy .
by coony November 1, 2021
Get the JARRODmug.