"your not to bad yourself" - Connor Gummer
by Heisenberg_Fan1994 October 25, 2022
The act of getting a blow job by anyone with removable dentures, preferably over the age of 60, while they have a mouth full of pop rocks and bubble gum causing you to fart and cum at the same time while giving the effect of blowing bubbles on your penis
by Hoverdumper April 28, 2023
When someone gives a large, horse toothed grin inadvertently showing their full upper gums, they are considered an upper-gummer.
by Inaffitimogen January 17, 2021
Gummer The Llama is a fucking cute-ass animal with stubby little legs, a poofy lil tail-ball, and eyes of hope. He is the absolute symbol of beauty and happiness. Everyone loves that motherfucker, or you're wrong.
"Oh my God, Gummer The Llama is so adorable."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
"No, he's ugly."
"Well, you're wrong and I'm about to commit a hate crime because you said that."
by PowerTower920 July 19, 2019
It’s the favor you can do for your significant other if you are mentally unstable and have fake teeth and perform oral sex after removing dentures while they doze off to sleep.
by 696dfsdnkg December 28, 2019
A sexual maneuver in which right before the Male ejaculates, the female (or other male) show their sexual partner a picture of Hillary Clinton. The Male will then go soft and the other chews the penis like a gummy worm.
Jesse- Let's do the gummer
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
Jessica- okay
*shows picture of Hillary Clinton*
Joe Biden, outside the window- Fuck, she's hot
by DeFrates September 22, 2019
by DontGuessWho February 17, 2025