Gas stations are open all hours of the day and night. You should have your head on a pivot because these places get robbed, you can be robbed , shot at or worse. To be Gas Station Ready one must be ready both physically and mentally to handle an attack . Long and short be prepared, be in shape and be ready to run, hide or fight!
Man Coach Mike Vrabel looks like he’s Gas Station Ready ! He’s a big dude, athletic and seems like he knows how to handle a situation.Bad guys would Not fair well rolling up on him!
by King Yamayama April 11, 2024
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I was just robbed at Sheetz, that Gas Station Grubber stole my car. It was to dark I couldn’t see him.
by Blitzwing86 July 18, 2025
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Why does your breath smell like gas station taco?
by Delectablydelicious February 2, 2021
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Man 2 “yeah those outta fuck you up if you don’t prepare them right.”
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by Broski119 April 21, 2023
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