A slang term used to tell some one to leave. Normally used in an argument or disagreement of some sort.
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by MC Knockout September 20, 2006
Get the pissing with the door open mug.Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
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Person 2:"Read the Door."
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by Property_y November 5, 2020
Get the Read the Door mug.U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."
by ABN_PMPN505 November 22, 2011
Get the Jumpers in the door mug.When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
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"I don't know WHAT that was! We were just talking about crunchy peanut butter vs. creamy, and all of a sudden she opened the door in the floor and went off about a dog that died 10 years ago, and how different her life would be if she hadn't poisoned it..."
by tlc November 18, 2004
Get the the door in the floor mug.battin' down the hatches, the rain is a comin', the fat lady has sung, it's over, peace out, we're screwed
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