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texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in
They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.
by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011
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textile challenged

Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.
Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked
by Naked Kayak Dude July 4, 2018
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tummy texting

When people--usually high school and college students--attempt to hide the fact that they are texting by holding their cell phones on their laps beneath the desk.
Careful dude. Prof. Bilbs is wandering the room looking for tummy texting.

I am totally tummy texting in most of my classes this semester. It's solid.
by Bilbs1 April 23, 2014
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asparagus texting

Texting someone in immediate/close proximity that you could otherwise physically talk to them face to face.
used in casual conversation ...so <proper noun> and I were at dinner, asparagus texting the other ight; laughing maniacally in my head.
by m.s. November 24, 2014
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bipolar texting

When somebody texts you and you text right way then they take 30+ min to reply
by Swagagentp April 25, 2015
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this text is blue not pink

this text is blue not pink
by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021
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Dry Texting

Long time to reply or answer back my text to my girlfriend.
Annamarie my girlfriend started DRY TEXTING me since last week. One reply to my text took her three days to get back at me and it only said "Hi." Fucking Bitch started cheating on me!
by wylion2015 January 22, 2017
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