Texters Twitch

Where you feel your phone vibrate in your pocket and you go to look at your phone and realise that it was just your imagination

-"Dam it, i just had texters twitch!"
--"Dude, I hate it when that happens"
-"Bummer"

by TomPeeeeee April 8, 2010

Ghost texter

Someone who you texts you first but then forgets to text you back all of the time. It's like you're talking to a ghost.. A ghost with adhd.

Ghost texter: hey girl!!!

You: hey whatsup?!?
.......
............
.................

by Fartknocker2113 March 18, 2016

long texter

A person who uses an excessive amount of words per text message.

Katie is the definition of a long texter. It takes 10 minutes to read one text. She texts even longer messages when she's been drinking 🤔

by KTdeuce April 14, 2016

Clump Texter

Someone who blows up your phone with tons of short messages instead of writing them together. Also known as a "Text Clumper".

So u just couldnt write all that into one text so that my phone would dong once instead of a 100 times lol, ur a clump texter

by VincentTheIndian September 19, 2018

Texty texter

A person who you have met on the Internet or an acquaintance who constantly texts you and never wants to meet up or hang out. It's as if there are ghosts but they take up all of your time if you bother to talk to them.

Boss: you're sitting at your desk but you're not working you just on your phone what the hell are you doing? Worker: I'm just texting page for the millionth time today. I talked to her all the time for months but we have never met.

Boss: Page is a texty texter. Fuck that bitch and get back to work

by sKandelous April 17, 2015

tattle-texter

Someone that is constantly textin you and tellin on someone else!

My kids keeps textin me about her sister hitting her. I told her that she is a tattle-texter!

by smasta January 6, 2012

Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008