Testicular Theft

A crime you can commit by stealing someone's nutsack.

He's on trial for testicular theft.

by AngryNoodleMan69 February 20, 2022

Testicular Diarrhea

When a man's testicles explode into a micro-biode solution that forms a diarrhea-type substance.

The doctor says I have to get neutered due to my testicular diarrhea.

by Bob Heartmen October 5, 2021

Testicular crit

A critical hit to the balls. Can happen as a result of being kicked, bumping into the edge of a counter just right, getting rhino'd but their knee hits your sack too, being towel whipped, etc. This can also arise from being hit in the crotch with a bag of nickels, a low flying pigeon, or a beanbag round fired from a shotgun. Can be a mini crit or full crit.

Person 1: "Jimmy told me he rode his BMX through a crowded subway platform and sacktapped 2 guys at once with the handlebars."l

Person 2: "Wow a double testicular crit!"

by Suckmytoes_77 April 28, 2023

testicular banter

When the local doctor checks your prostate and it’s the exact same as his, and you both laugh it off casually.

Doctor - “Yo lemme check your scrotal mass”

Patient - “For sure homie! It’s on the health insurance so don’t be afraid to do some heavy examination”

Doctor - “ayoo bro we got the same”

Patient - “no way bro, that’s crazy”

~ Laughing it off while while realizing there is no diagnosis as of yet.

That is testicular banter in its raw form.

by JackisOG October 15, 2021

Testicular Manslaughter

A severe, public emasculation by a significant other.

John's wife committed testicular manslaughter when she had him return tampons to the drug store.

by Reginald Beckwith December 14, 2010

testicular paralysis

The techical term for "numb nuts". Testicular paralysis is a medical condition common among politicians, owners of large companies, managers of auto shops, auto service technicians with large egos and little knowledge of the automobile, delivery drivers for uniform companies, taxi cab drivers, most liberals, some conservatives, labor union presidents, etc. etc. etc.

I think Bush is a pretty decent President, but his testicular paralysis seems to be affecting his judgement regarding the U.S. borders.

by Jackball April 29, 2005

testicular smellorosis

A serious bromhidrosis ( body odor) condition in the male testicular region. Often occurring when the region is exposed to presperation and/ or hot and humid conditions.

Boy 1 : Man that was a really long walk
Boy 2: Yeah it must be like 110 degrees out here too !
Boy 1: Yeah ! I have major testicular smellorosis

by smellorosis December 19, 2010