Teresa May

She my be a twat but she is DEFINITELY better than Boris Johnson.

The UK: Hey is that Teresa May?
Yes. It is.

The UK: I wish she were still prime minister. Boris Johnson is clueless. The geezer hasn't got a clue what he's doing..

by CancelBorisJohnson April 29, 2021

Mother Teresa

The act of resting/sleeping cocooned under the covers after a long session, in the style of Mother Teresa resting in her death bed (see CelebrityMorgue.com). This session could be after exercise/shagging/drinking. A mother teresa can last anything between two minutes and a day. It is most commonly used in dire situations, such as betweeen finishing a session and having a shower or eating.

M dot T always comes first.

1. Jack: 'Ahh man I had such a long shag last night, i'm in need of a serious M dot T'

2. Adam: 'I've only got two minutes until school, time for a mother teresa me thinks, otherwise those bitches are gonaa be on my back all day...'

2.Jack C: Man Jack B, all you do is Mother Teresa all day long, why are you so tired all day long?!'

JackB: It's because of all those Troff times i've been having.

by Back from the grave January 7, 2012

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

hairy teresa

a nasty cunt

She has a hairy teresa

by mr.stoner May 15, 2011

Saint teresas

these girls are
immature
gigglers
screamers

pretend to be slags but are scared of nethin to do with the word sex and they r genuinely boring sad brats that r rebelling against mother and father, they pull chavs at sad under18 clubs and cant get neone to their birthdays
and look about 13 years old when they are 16

Look its becky from teresas wannabe-slag

by greezy June 6, 2004

Mother Teresa

Pull three fingers out of a girl and bless her with her own holy water.

Quintel gave Shaniqua a Mother Teresa at the end of that porno.

I was so excited, I gave the television a Holy Ghost.

by FatButtLarry May 23, 2007

Queen Teresa

A lazy person who eats a lot of food and is reluctant to giving out or spending his/her money often seen with saliva dribble hanging from his/her mouth in an act to tease others around them to scare of the saliva falling upon someone.

A: "I CBA to do that"
B: "You're a Queen Teresa"
A: "I'm going to spit on you for I am Queen Teresa!"

by octopus-225 December 10, 2010