Kangaroo Temperature

165.2° Fahrenheit (Hot)

Hussein: Do you know why they call me Kangaroo? Because I’m Kangaroo Temperature!
Sydney and Kt: How much is that?
Hussein: 165.2°
Sydney and Kt: OHHH YOURE HOT

by Theatre4H January 30, 2020

Check your temperature

To check what someone's on if they're acting different/moving different.

"Bro shut the fuck up foe I slap you word to my mother."
"Bro let me check your temperature see you aren't on shit"

by W00413 September 30, 2025

Hottest possible temperature

At some point atoms will get so hot that they move at the speed of light and sense nothing can move faster than light it’s the hottest temperature

-chase Klar

The hottest possible temperature is the hottest thing possible.

by Daddyhhgfhjh November 1, 2022

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Temperatureness

Another word for temperature

White whore with a camera: I’m gonna go outside, so I can get my ego up.

Lesbian catholic: don’t go, you don’t want the temperatureness to fuck you in the ass.

White whore with a camera: No, I’m gonna go anyways, I don’t need you👺.

*white whore with a camera goes outside*

*sunburns*

Lesbian catholic running with a shield to show powerful movement of feminine power, while also being non-existence, due to roe vs wade.

White whore with a camera: you saved me?

Lesbian catholic: I couldn’t leave my friend behind

*makes out, outside of a catholic boarding school*

by Xoxogay22 July 10, 2022

Temperature Fucked

When your sense of temperature is completely messed up because your body got used to it being much hotter/colder compared to your hometown, often spotted by people who dress unseasonably regularly.

After going away to college in cold ass Michigan, Johnny was completely temperature fucked when he moved back home as he was wearing shorts in low 50 degree weather and never wearing a coat unless it was below freezing

by Goatsecx luver December 18, 2024

lower the temperature

( followed by of): to prevent people from committing civil disobedience as well as physical destruction and or vandalism of property in your name when at your political rallies

Donald Trump should try to lower the temperature of his most fanatical supporters.

by Sexydimma July 6, 2017