teeny bopper

some surban kids that try to act hard listening to 50 but cross the street when they see a black person 50 ft. ahead.

6 out of the 7 days a week, they spend their day at the mall, mugging old people. they constantly go into stores but never buy anything. when they try to hit on someone, they ask for their instant messenger screen name or findapix.com name. the other day they spend talking all day oline talking like IdIoT.
(415)Bopper1:HeY MaNg, LeTS Go 2 STonEsTown tO lOoK aT ClotHes We CaNt BuY.
(415)Bopper2:FOrEaLZ ShAwTY,HoLLa!!! ThEn LeTs Go To CeNtURy tO lOOk At PeOpLe MakE OUt!!
(415)Bopper1:YEa I nEeD To PiCk Up sOme NeUtrAgEna aLSo.
by BopperKiller January 03, 2004
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Generally, I think of teenyboppers as being younger than 11 yrs old. ok ok, i used to listen to basketcase boys, spice girls(cringes), and the like. I've changed, i was a naive little girl. Anyway, what i'm saying is not all 14 yr olds are teenyboppers. I'm 14 and at least I know who Billy Joe, Kurt Cobain, and The Clash are. All I can say, if you only know of Green Day from MTV, get a life.
Teeny bopper: Omi gosh, you guys, look at my new sparkly pink punk tshirt! i also bought some new pink pearly lip gloss. It's so totally kewlie!

Me: Honestly, I hate your shirt, and that new pink pearly lip gloss looks like crap. Why would u put crap on your face!
by someone from someplace April 30, 2005
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A person that attends mainstream E.D.M. events. Usually someone greeny to the scene that hasn't developed their own taste for E.D.M. Usually seen at any Excision set.
"Wow Aaron did you see those teeny bopper at the mainstage? I'm glad we left and went to see that deep set."
by WizDumb505 August 23, 2020
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All these definitions of a "teeny bopper" are somewhat not correct, but everyone has their own opinion. A teeny bopper does (I guess) listen to pop music or rap for that matter. And they do only like bands/artists for their looks. I know, pretty pathetic if you ask me. The ages of a teeny could be about...10-13? Just an estimated guess. But I don't consider them acting as an "adult", more like a little hyper kid. They have different boyfriends every week or so,talk about boys constantly,"boy crazy" (dont get me wrong, I <3 boys, but I don't talk about them 24 hrs a day and I have tons of better things to think about) care about 'only' how they look, wear tons of makeup not knowing how bad it looks. Wow, notice only they direct teeny boppers to girls. Wonder if they are teeny bopper boys? Whoa, I better stop now. ;-)
by Erin June 03, 2004
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9-15 year old chicks who like wearing clothing that says shit like "Pink Princess" or "Yas" or other shit like that. they worship these shitty people like Nsync, backstreet boys, britney spears, miley cyrus, nicki minaj, and stupid shit like that. i hate them.
For example:
Teeny bopper: o MaH gaDzZZZ!!!! jUsTiN is lYKKkKeE sO hOt i wAnnA kiSS hIm aNd hAvE sEXX YaZZzzZ
Me, a real girl: I can fucking pull out my fucking AK-47 and shoot you until you are just a burnt crisp.
So teeny boppers are bitches.
by oliviaplaysminecraft May 05, 2021
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a teen (male or female) usually but not limited to between the ages of 10-15 who hangs out (bops) at the mall for no reason other than to check out other boppers (bops) and usually does not buy anything while at the mall
teeny bopper 1: hey lets go bopping
teeny bopper 2: oh ok lets go, which mall though?
teeny bopper 1: any mall is good we have nowhere to go anyways
teeny bopper 2: alright, make sure to call up bopper 3, 4, 5, and 6 cause we have to go together
by lienad llih March 15, 2011
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A brainless, ditzy, 'hip and kewl' 14-18 year old girl whom, if considered even slightly hot or attractive, deserves to be: fucked senseless, up down and sideways, multiple times, spanked on the bare ass, (and then dumped on the side of the road) -- by intelligent guys, simply on the basis that these guys are the ones whose teen lives she ruined in high school, when said teeny bopper was in the cheerleading squad, set idiotic and moronic social standards, and wouldn't date them.
Teeny boppers can suck my dick and ride it till the brink of dawn
by mick_oyoyo August 18, 2004
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