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Upsidedown Teacup

when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG
by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010
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Aunt Betty's Teacup

Aunt Betty's lady bits.
As a boy, I found Aunt Betty's Teacup.
by Dirtpig March 3, 2015
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Black Teacup Pig

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010
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ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013
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pterodactyl teacup

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin
" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.
by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022
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teacupped

having to do with the phrases "Teacup Pigged" and "Teacupping". usually is a sexual innuendo having something to do with Bill Clinton and Beck.
John: Hey, what happened to Jane?
Phil: She went out with the loser and the cruise control.
John: hope she doesn't get slick willy teacupped.
by whitecloudsharpie October 25, 2012
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