when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010

by Dirtpig March 3, 2015

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013

by mincona January 2, 2008

You fill an insulated mug or thermos with hot beverage like tea or coffee. You then insert the vessel into you partners rectum. Once inserted, they get on all fours with their head lowered to keep the fluid in the container. Once positioned, you place your mouth on the thermos/cup and get them to slowly raise themselves up by their front hands while the drink pours into your mouth. Teacupping.
by Guttered January 26, 2017

An act of inserting ones own hand inside of their rectum and following up with a frontflip, then landing specifically on the same hands elbow to further insert the hand.
by Toastisntgoodforsodomy May 27, 2025
