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Upsidedown Teacup

when an older man and a younger man have sexual intercourse, the younger man on his back with his legs over the older mans shoulders is being penetrated anally whilst having a sex aid shoved in his mouth.
Upsidedown Teacup? OMG DUDE THAT SHIT IS WRONG
by GRAND KING PISSER January 15, 2010
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Aunt Betty's Teacup

Aunt Betty's lady bits.
As a boy, I found Aunt Betty's Teacup.
by Dirtpig March 3, 2015
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Black Teacup Pig

Hogtying a country girl, painting her face and breasts black, and then enjoying a proper English breakfast whilst ravaging her. Historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. A cherry pie is a bonus.
Dude, I'm falling in love with this girl. She's so sweet and has the most radiant smile. I could actually see myself marrying her. I think I'd like to have her for a Black Teacup Pig this weekend.
by Lonely in Lyons July 12, 2010
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ninja teacup roll

When a woman or man has an orifice pumped full of semen and then manages to stealthily roll out of bed without spilling a single drop of seed on either the bed or floor during the trip to the bathroom to deposit said semen in the toilet.
I banged her rotten then she ninja teacup rolled her ass to the bathroom without spilling a drop of my immaculate seed!
by allison's giant bush December 8, 2013
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Teacupping

You fill an insulated mug or thermos with hot beverage like tea or coffee. You then insert the vessel into you partners rectum. Once inserted, they get on all fours with their head lowered to keep the fluid in the container. Once positioned, you place your mouth on the thermos/cup and get them to slowly raise themselves up by their front hands while the drink pours into your mouth. Teacupping.
Jane Doe was apprehensive about Teacupping, But John doe loved his hot beverage and anal play.
by Guttered January 26, 2017
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Teacupping

An act of inserting ones own hand inside of their rectum and following up with a frontflip, then landing specifically on the same hands elbow to further insert the hand.
Man 1: "why are you limping?"

Man 2: "Just finished 'Teacupping'."
by Toastisntgoodforsodomy May 27, 2025
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