tarotist

One who loves tarot cards

Hey, that lady over there is a real tarotist!

by Dhasselson April 10, 2021

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Trotsky's suicide

When someone is killed, but the killer makes it looks like a suicide.

- "How did Jeffrey Epstein die?"
- "He had a Trotsky's suicide"

by Hari Seldom August 11, 2021

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A hoe super into tarot and mysticism. They most likely have a shrine with mystical items. In addition, tarot hoes often hoard of crystals. Often confused with witch bitches. They also probably know a bunch of shit about star signs.

I recently bought a tarot deck in order to pick up some tarot hoes.
The tarot community is full of tarot hoes.

by pseudonym is who I am February 12, 2022

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Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.

Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.

by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022

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Barch Tarts

large breasts, boobs, tits, knockers, fun bags, jubblies

or in dennis rancks words: pillows

you can also call someone a barch if you wanted to call them a bitch.

barch tarts = bitch tits

damn dude karli's got some nice barch tarts, i even named em! SABRINA AND CINNAMON!!!

by woodddd June 17, 2008

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welfare tarts

Crappy, store brand Pop-tarts. Also commonly served in school systems with large numbers of 'free breakfast' students.

Identifiable by a shortage of poorly applied frosting on the upper surface, as little filling as possible, and limited flavor selections; often found broken or crumbly within the package.

"Since Mom's boyfriend moved out, all we've got for breakfast are welfare tarts."
pop-tarts food stamps trailer trash breakfast

by Claude Bolls April 23, 2014

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