Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"

This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.

by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015

tangerine army

the girls or maby lads at your school that are bright orange with fake tan or foundation excetera

look at her man she looks like she bin tangoed she defo a tangerine army member

by its me guys March 27, 2009

Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder

I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.

by msdiva August 30, 2015

Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.

"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"

by ArdeGT February 23, 2008

Tangerize

When a male drops an intense fart while the female is in mid-orgasm.

"I can't believe that guy tried to tangerize me last night!"

by Ryan January 9, 2004

tangerine

When a girl sucks the juices out of a tangerine then spits it on a guys dick while he is doggy styling a hippopatamus

Janet to Jill: I gave Bobby a Tangerine last night when we snuck up on a hippo at the zoo!

by jokerwild69 July 20, 2006

Michigan Meat Tenderizer

A variation on the Alabama Hot Pocket, the Michigan Meat Tenderizer involves taking a dump into an obese woman's vagina much like the Alabama Hot Pocket. She then proceeds to ride the man's penis on top, probably hurting him. Once he cums, she takes it out and squeezes the penis as hard as she can.

Dude, Vida is disgusting, La'Queesha gave him a Michigan Meat Tenderizer last night and he loved it!

by The Log Jammer 2 April 16, 2010