I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

taking a shit

The act of defecating. Nothing to do with actual taking of feces.
Also, can be used to describe something that has almost become non-functioning or is poorly performing.
Not to be confused with giving a shit.

Joe is taking a shit.
or
The stock market is taking a shit today.
or
I got half way up that last hill and then my transmission started taking a shit.

by cagerat December 29, 2007

taking a shit in reverse

Another phrase used to describe anal sex.

It's like taking a shit in reverse!

by Jenny November 11, 2004

Taking the shit

intentially joking

Yo are you taking the shit?

No bro this shit is on accident

by Cracked clocked April 25, 2021

Shit-tawlking

the act of replacing most nouns and verbs in a conversation with the word shit.

While playing borderlands Keenan, Eric, and Phil were shit-tawlking.

Eric: SHOOT THAT SHIT!

Phil: Shitty Shit shit

Keenan: Where the fuck is that shitter??!

by 93/15 September 14, 2010

shit-tawlking

the action of replacing most nouns and verbs with the word shit in a conversation

While Keenan, Eric, and Phil were playing Borderlands they were shit-tawlking

Eric: SHOOT THE SHIT

Phil: Thats shitty shit shit

Keenan: SHOOT WHAT SHIT?!?

by borderlands September 14, 2010

Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet

When a real ass nigga slide through the bathroom to take a big fat disgusting vile shit in the toilet.

“Who in the other stall? You talking to a Real nigga taking a shit on the toilet! 💯

by Lilniggafert November 15, 2020