Tongan

Tongans are a very ugly and dishonest race of primitive proto humans. They are only half evolved compared to modern humans and they have the physical features of Neandertals. They have large physique, and are almost always overweight. Tongans possess some of the ugliest facial features on earth, with their ugly broad noses, heavy melanin infused skin, ugly greasy hair. Don't ever hire a Tongan to do any construction or yard work or house improvement work. Despite their claim to be Christians, they have no moral scruples and will lie their teeth out to get you to hire them by low-balling their bids only to cheat you big time later by jacking up the prices. And if you don't pay up they will threaten to use physical violence and other illegal tactics to squeeze money out of you. Stay away from Tongans and don't touch them with a 10-meter pole, if they came knocking on your door to do home improvement work for you.

Tongans are crooks. I wouldn't touch a stinking, ugly dishonest Tongan with a 10-meter pole.

by don't like Tongans August 29, 2011

tonga

Take Longer --> combine the two together and you get 'tonga'. Basically instead of sarcastically saying to someone when they are taking ages, "take longer", you just say "tonga" in a sarcastic tone. I.e. HURRY UP

Someone is taking shitloads of time to get ready........ "Oi....... TONGA!!!!' achshav 4

by acshav 4 May 4, 2006

Tongan

Tongans are some of the biggest people on earth because of their muscle and, or fat. We excell in the sports rugby and football And will kick your ass if you mess with us.We take it offensively if you think we are Samoan. We are much stronger and much mare agressive than Samoans. The Tongan flag is mostly red but every single Tongan in the world is a crip TCG. KINGDOM OF TONGA

Don't ask me to give an example because Ima kick ya ass because Im Tongan

by Haakuu12 October 29, 2007

Tronga

A portmanteau of the spanish word "Tremenda," which means big, and the insult chonga.

When you see a chonga so chongish beyond words, she's not just a chonga, she's a Tronga.

Omg did you see that new girl that transfered from Hialeah High, Yarismelisis. She's such a tronga!

by jb00g09 September 10, 2008

thongathon

Trademarked term describing a "thong" contest. A "thong" being a particular item of clothing ie. underpants or swing suit bottom, which divides a person's butt checks.

For example,thongathon.com

by S. Robin May 13, 2005

Tongan Milo

When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk.

"Hay man what are you drinking?"
"Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong"

by FireToad89 October 15, 2009

Sex kitty thonga longa

Term used to express ones affection for another person.

Hello my Sex kitty thonga longa, you look lovely today.

by The Crig January 9, 2010