Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

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Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Toenail Cancer

(Of an action) sucking one's toes dry.
If someone were to get their toes sucked so much that they were dry, you might call it Toenail Cancer.
Related to foot fetishes.

"Oh, my God, Steph! Tom totally gave me Toenail Cancer last night."

by Salty Sarcasm March 6, 2019

toenail art

When you make your uncle mad so he convinces you to visit that art museum in paris as part of an elaborate plan to execute revenge when really it was closed but you didn't know that so you go in there and think it's weird that there's no people but don't think too much of it and then you are in the classical art section but you actually think you're in the gift shop so you buy a souvenir but really the original mona lisa and then the next day you see on the news someone stole the mona lisa and you think to yourself what dumb person would do that and while your eating your fruit loops the fbi knocks on your door and they find the painting in your refrigerator and arrest you and you realize you stole the mona lisa.

Remember that time Uncle Randy toenail arted me? Haha! I thought I was going to the electric chair!

by buttcrack!!!!!!!!!! July 2, 2016

crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.

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by sharnus March 28, 2023

Toenail

Gay child

Person 1: Did you see toenail?
Person 2: Yeah, he's a heck-face

by AnalWithShrek December 5, 2018

Toenail Cleaver

When you chop off ones toes with a cleaver and add it to tacos

"DUDE I JUST GOT TOENAIL CLEAVERED!"
"They were some nice tacos tho"

by HARDLY AMAZING FACTZ January 31, 2020

Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021