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tobacculosis

A syndrome of the lungs caused by smoking more cigarettes than is sane or healthy.
I smoked so many 5 peso packs of cigarettes in South America that I developed tobacculosis.
by tsukiatari May 20, 2009
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tobaccy wacky

While masturbating, you use your dip spit as a lubricant.
I'm about to go do a tobaccy wacky.
by chawfest2010 February 4, 2010
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tobatos

Dope you smoke after supper.
Man hurry up and eat that shit then we can have some tobatos.
sounds like toe-bait-o's
by Sqaz September 9, 2005
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tobaccopalypse

The day federal government bans Tobacco in all 50 states and shit hits the fan.
Ted bought 10 cartons of cigarettes in hopes it'll last him through the upcoming tobaccopalypse.
by RokksohGloves November 5, 2013
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tabacca hoe

A hard up bitch who will suck dick for cigarettes.
Hey bro tell that tabacca hoe jane that i bought a pack of cigarettes today.
by Cheri cox December 21, 2017
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Tabachneck

To act in a way of harsh reality with action. The action is so swift, radically transparent and truthful that integrity and principle outweigh the priority of keeping a job. Euphemistically speaking, the act resembles the scene of an endless LP record while enjoying hops and barley with conjectured epiphanies that amaze the mind.
To Pull a Tabachneck is to solve an individual problem at work with resignation while understanding that one person can solve the world’s problems while creating an abstract image in one’s mind of what they always wanted to say to their manager, but were too chicken to MTFU and just do it!
by Hazmat70 May 27, 2021
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crappy tabacky

The act of applying chewing tobacco to your genitalia while participating in anal sex.
Yo that girls butt was so dry, so I took out of dip, slapped in on my dick and gave her a Crappy Tabacky .
by SkoalButt April 23, 2018
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