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The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain 

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

Look who the dog barked in 

This is the opposite of "Look who the cat dragged in"
Tom-Look who the dog barked in

Jim-Hahaha look who the cat dragged in

The guy who asked 

Something that isn't real, sometimes used as a metaphor or as a response to an unwanted piece ok knowledge
friend: Did you know that on average 100 people choke on ball point pens a year
Me: Bro, find the guy who asked and tell him

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes 

i don't care who the irs sends i am not paying taxes fuck the irs

WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD 

somthing you say when a mad ugly person taps your shoulder, and your caught by surprise.
bob: *taps mans shoulder*
Man: WHO THE F.. OH MY GOD!! TAKE A SHOWER!!

WHO THE FUCK 

-PUT ______ IN MY DRINK
-FUCKED MY GIRLFRIEND
-FUCKED MY CAT
-FUCKED MY WIFE
-FUCKED MY CAT WHILE FUCKING MY WIFE WHILE FUCKING MY MOM
-FUCKED MY FUCKING FUCKERING FUCKITTY FUCKER FUCK MONKEY.
-WHO THE FUCK FUCKS MY FUCKING FUCK HOLE